Friday, July 20, 2012

Friday's Top Ten

I am happy to be unpregnant because:

1. I am no longer waddling like a huge waddling house. or duck. or something.

2. I can now continue being the stomach sleeper that I am and sleep on my not so pregnant stomach. hallelujah!

3. I can breathe when I lay on my back.

4. Getting up from sitting on the couch is no longer a really huge big giant ordeal.

5. Neither is rolling over in bed. or getting out of bed. or getting into bed, for that matter.

6. Newborns smell so good. and they're soft. and fun to stare at.

7. My crazy food aversions have magically disappeared. I can eat burgers again, among other things.

8. I can now go longer than a couple of hours without stuffing my face with food. No more shakes or queasiness if I don't eat in time. So happy about that.

9. Newborns make the best sounds. And it's fun when a friend holds them for the first time and they suddenly fill their diaper in their arms. (that happened this week) (it was funny) (because it was a dude).

10. I'm not supposed to do anything for the first two weeks after birth. So I haven't done any house work or cooked. I'm not complaining. But I'm running out of clean laundry. Guess it's time to start doing Mom stuff again.

11. Also, I can now comfortably shave my legs. I'm pretty sure there are some people in this house happy about that.

Happy weekend my friends.

2 comments:

  1. LOL! I love how happy you are now!

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  2. Yay for being unpregnant! Hee hee!

    (now teach those older boys to do the laundry)

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I am so happy you are here. Your words make my heart so happy.

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